The First of Many....

I have collected some comments from Tom (and 1 from Jack) to share. They started from when Tom was nearly 4 and I'm sure they will continue for a long time!


31/7/10

My blood hurts, in my legs.

Do you mean your skin hurts?

No, my blood hurts!.... (in relation to the temperature that he had)


25/7/10

Was just in a lift at the Alfred hospital full of patients and visitors when Tom proceeded to tell everyone how the lift was making his willy tickle. Not once, three times!!


25/6/10
Teaching Tom how to play snakes and ladders. He's a big fan of the ladders, but is refusing to acknowledge the snakes.


10/6/10

The world according to Tom: I can speak fish Aunty S.
Can you Tom?
Yep.
How?
I can speak like their language. Like the same as them.
...How does that sound Tom?
Bloop bloop bloop. (he says with no expression whatsoever) They just say bloop.


8/6/10

I know when you grow up you can't be anything you want. It's not like you can be a shoe or a bed.


5/6/10
Praised Tom for making a school of playdoh fish, only to be corrected by him - "It's not a school of fish, it's a kinder of fish".


30/5/10
Stroking my husband's head he said "Did you know that too much beer makes your hair not grow?"
(For those of you that don't know him, my husband shaves his hair very short)


16/5/10

H just brought Tom (4) out of the bathroom. He looked at me in the kitchen cooking dinner and said "Hey mum! What's going on? Normally when I get out of the bath, dinner is on the table". I think he has been listening to his dad too much!


24/4/10
H just told Tom he was going away till Tuesday night. Didn't really get the response he was after - "Woo hoo, bad luck for you, daddy. That's good luck for mum!!"

23/4/10

When I grow up I'm going to be a policeman or a fire hydrant.


10/4/10
Playfully talking to Tom (4 years old). "Good morning horse head". He replies, "Oh yeah, well good morning dickhead". Time for a little chat I think.


11/3/10
H asked Tom why he was angry today - "Because I woke up and it was 0-7-0-1, not 0-7-0-0. That's why I'm angry, I hate it when that happens, I always like to wake up at 0-7-0-0"


23/2/10

Just had a call from Tom's kinder - apparently he is so concerned about kids wasting water at Kinder he did a "stand up lecture" on it to the group. He told them the "water police" would come if they didn't turn the taps off.


2/12/09
Had no idea what Tom was going on about when he said he had party feet and was jiggling them around... Worked out that he had pins and needles!


1/5/09
Wants to thank the person who taught my nearly 4 year old son the 'F' word. I don't think "Here you go, you F&#k" is the correct way to pass a toy to his brother


And one from Jack..... (courtesy of Nanna)


27/04/10           
When mum took Jack to the Doctors, they were sitting in the crowded waiting room when she had to find a tissue to wipe her nose. Jack says at the top of his voice, "What you doing Nanna?" "Wiping my nose Jack". "Oh, you got boogers Nanna?" "No Jack". "Green boogers Nanna or yellow ones?!!" By ...now the whole waiting room is sniggering behind their hands. She quickly gave him something to eat to shut him up and tried to pretend he wasn't with her!